Ugly, canibalistic Food City SpongeBob

In the Food City in my town, there's a seafood section. Normal, right?

WRONG.

Hanging up around it, there used to be some construction paper cut-outs of SpongeBob and Patrick that looked like they were done by Squidward. Except Squidward isn't a canibal. SpongeBob had a word balloon talking about how much he LOVED seafood. They were so ugly!

SpongeBob was a perfect rectangle, unrecognizable as even a dish sponge. Pat was star-shaped...perfectly star-shaped, like one you'd see on an American Flag. Their expressions were blank and somewhat alien, and their mouths were perfectly round. It was creepy, man!

I wanted to snap some photographs and post them, but when I went back to the grocery store, they were gone. Well, darn it! D:


In unrelated news, I fixed the 'Gary' section in Official Art, added two new images under 'Groups,' and put another image of a bubble under 'Other Stuff.'