Band Geeks

It's old. It's season 2. Everybody's seen it by now.

But I sure as heck ain't gonna go without writing an entry on SpongeBob's best episode.

It's like this. Squidward gets a call from his old rival, Squilliam Fancyson. Squilliam has made millions doing everything Squidward wishes he could do. Squilliams tells Squidward that his band was going to play in the Bikini Bottom Bubble Bowl. Problem is, Squilliam can't be there, and he was hoping *SQUIDWARD'S* band could play. Squidward stammers for a moment, and Squilliam has a good laugh upon guessing correctly that Squidward doesn't have a band. Squidward lies that he does, and that yes, they will play there.

Squidward attempts to get a band together with all the people of Bikini Bottom. Unfortunately, everyone is hilariously imcompetent and quick to pick a fight. We get to see around eleven minutes of everyone humorously messing EVERYTHING up, shattering all of Squidward's hopes and dreams in the process.

Squid keeps trying, but alas, the night before the Bubble Bowl, the band has not learned anything, and a fight breaks out between them all. Squidward tells them not to show up tomorrow; he'll just say that they died in a marching accident. The others, now feeling maybe a little kinda guilty, watch the heartbroken octopus leave. SpongeBob realizes they have let Squidward down, and decides to keep the band together for one last minute music class that could change the entire episode.

What happens next? PURE AWESOME HAPPENS NEXT.